"The First Bite" (2011)

One Day lyrics - Chris Crocker

We had love in the palm of our hands
But we let it slip to the ground
Didn't work out the way that we planned
Now we're just left hurtin' without

The starry nights out inside your car
Just wishin' on a star

One day you'll back and see
All the love that you left to me
How could you just throw it away
One day you'll look back
I'll be just a faded old memory
I'll see it all slippin' away

It's never too late
Baby, don't wait
Or this moment will pass you by

And
One day you'll back and see
All the love that you lost to me
And hate how you threw it away

I, I, I love you
I, I, I really do
I, I, I love you
I, I, I really do

Lost the trust when you ran back to him
I guess you thought I wouldn't find out
Kept on saying that you two were just friends
I guess you thought that kissing didn't count

Those starry eyes I used to wish on are
Just lying to me now
One day you'll back and see
All the love that you left to me
How could you just throw it away
One day you'll look back
I'll be just a faded old memory
I'll see it all slippin' away

It's never too late
Baby, don't wait
Or this moment will pass you by

And
One day you'll back and see
All the love that you lost to me
And hate how you threw it away

I, I, I love you
I, I, I really do
I, I, I love you
I, I, I really do

I don't want to let go
'Cause I'm not ready to say goodbye
No
Baby, don't change the station
'Cause you're the only sound I wanna hear
Oh, yeah

I miss the scent of your clothes
The way I would pinch your nose
I don't know what else to say
But don't let go tonight

One day you'll back and see
All the love that you left to me
How could you just throw it away
One day you'll look back
I'll be just a faded old memory
I'll see it all slippin' away

It's never too late
Baby, don't wait
Or this moment will pass you by

And
One day you'll back and see
All the love that you lost to me
And hate how you threw it away

I, I, I love you
I, I, I really do
I, I, I love you
I, I, I really do

Fly Swat lyrics - Chris Crocker

Attention please
We've got them haters in here
that think that talking a bunch of mess
Make them look big bad
I'm gonna just get my fly swat

Buzzin like a bee
but you're stinging like a fly
I'm gonna fly swat cha
Fly swat 'cha
Buzzin' like bee
but you're stinging like a fly
I'm gonna fly swat cha
Fly swat cha

You know when a bitch is fuckin harmless
but have the neve to fuckin' start shit
who the fuck you think, think you're fooling fool?
you're the fucking fool
Hopefully your insurance covers shit talking
'Cause I'm bout to watch your talking
If you had sense you,you,you be runnin'
if you don't stop that buzzin' buzzin'

Flies up in here
buzzin' in my here buzzin' in my ear
you ain't proven nothing
when you're callin' me a queer
We got flies up in here
their buzzin in my ear
I'm gonna fly swat cha
fly swat cha

Just because I'm feminine like dolly parton
Doesn't mean you won't get hi
when the wig comes off and
who the fuck you think your fooling fool
I'm motherfuckin' knockin' fool proof
Go ahead and start your barking
A bitch like you needs an electric collar
you're worthless
you worthless garbage
Yeah your life
You couldn' even pawn it

Flies up in here
buzzin' in my here buzzin' in my ear
you ain't proven nothing
when you're callin' me a queer
We got flies up in here
their buzzin in my ear
I'm gonna fly swat cha
fly swat cha

Buzzin like a bee
but you're stinging like a fly
I'm gonna fly swat cha
Fly swat 'cha
Buzzin' like bee
but you're stinging like a fly
I'm gonna fly swat cha
Fly swat cha

Lemme get my fly swat
I'm going to terminate
anyone who i think is fake
Get a grip bitch, I'm the best
look in the mirror fly, how grotesque

Flies up in here
buzzin' in my here buzzin' in my ear
you ain't proven nothing
when you're callin' me a queer
We got flies up in here
their buzzin in my ear
I'm gonna fly swat cha
fly swat cha

Buzzin like a bee
but you're stinging like a fly
I'm gonna fly swat cha
Fly swat 'cha
Buzzin' like bee
but you're stinging like a fly
I'm gonna fly swat cha
Fly swat cha

You need to mind your buzznus
and buzz off
you need to fly away you little pest
Let me put this bitch in a coffin
let me get my fly swat

Freak Of Nature lyrics - Chris Crocker

It’s Chris Crocker ...
They say I’m a freak of Nature and
I think they’re right.

I want you now and I ain’t askin you, Bitch Please!
Now I’m too proud and you’re down begging on your knees
I think it’s hot when I pin you down - Pull your hair
I’ll have you screamin’ like a freakin’ nightmare

Gettin’ ready for the club
Sexy but it isn’t love
I’m just a freak – freak
I’m just a freak – freak
Thrust our bodies up and down
Wanna kiss your playground
I’m just a freak - freak
I’m just a freak

Baby, read my lips
I’m a Freak of Nature
Wanna go all night
Baby, come taste the danger
Turn it up tonight
Come on, take a bite
I’m a freak – freak – freak
I’m just a Freak of Nature

Our sounds are gettin’ loud and I am covering your screams
From the couch - to the ground - the sleezin’ in the streets
They called the cops, but baby, we’re not scared
They’ll just pat us down and touch us down there

Gettin’ ready for the club
Sexy but it isn’t love
I’m just a freak – freak
I’m just a freak – freak
Thrust our bodies up and down
Wanna kiss your playground
I’m just a freak – freak
I’m just a freak

Baby, read my lips
I’m a Freak of Nature
Wanna go all night
Baby, come taste the danger
Turn it up tonight
Come on, take a bite
I’m a freak – freak – freak
I’m just a Freak of Nature

Yeah, slow it down
Everyone’s got methinks’ to say,
But no one’s gonna rain on my parade
I’m much more
Much more than you think
You’re just the freaks
You’re just the freakin’ haters

Gettin’ ready for the club
Sexy but it isn’t love
I’m just a freak – freak
I’m just a freak – freak
Thrust our bodies up and down
Wanna kiss your playground
I’m just a freak – freak
I’m just a freak

Baby, read my lips
I’m a Freak of Nature
Wanna go all night
Baby, come taste the danger
Turn it up tonight
Come on, take a bite
I’m a freak – freak – freak
I’m just a Freak of Nature

Us freaks are endangered species
So let’s live it up to the fullest
Live it up
What you got to say?

Come on, take a bite
I’m a freak – freak – freak
I’m just a Freak of Nature

It’s Chris Crocker ...
AND WHAT?
Bitch, please!

I Want Your Bite lyrics - Chris Crocker

It's Chris Crocker
You know it's not about romance
It's just about whats in your pants

Screw hello
You had me at sex
Don't need no intro
Let's skip to the bed
From the head to your toes
Legs up over your head
From begs to moans
We're both seeing red

Some believe in love at first sight
But this is just lust on the first night
If it turns into more than that's alright
But right now I don't want your kiss

I want your bite
Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

The way you're making me hot
Don't stop, you're hitting the spot
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

Lost control, but not get mislead
Don't ask for my phone
Yeah we're just sex friends
Who needs clothes
when you're covered in men
You never know
The hand I will lend

Some believe in love at first sight
But this is just lust on the first night
If it turns into more than that's alright
But right now I don't want your kiss

I want your bite
Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

The way you're making me hot
Don't stop, you're hitting the spot
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

It's just a one night stand
Maybe even just a five minute jam
Yeah, I'm sure you'll rate your gram
But your sex is all I'm interested in
So please don't put me in your plans
Just put me in your mouth
Yeah put me in your hands
You're not the one for me
You're just the one for my pee pee

I want your bite
Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

The way you're making me hot
Don't stop, you're hitting the spot
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

Oh, oh baby just bite me

I want your bite
Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

The way you're making me hot
Don't stop, you're hitting the spot
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

The way you're making me hot
Don't stop, you're hitting the spot
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

Enough Is Enough lyrics - Chris Crocker Lyrics

I gave my all
To have to hold
You through it all
You stabbed my soul
You left so fast
You didn’t come back
Now you’re gone
I turned to stone

So many things I’d say
If you were in front of me
So many things I’d say
But I can’t stand
Nothing ever mattered to me
The way you did

‘Cause when the going gets tough
And all the love is done
I’m sick of all the crying over this dumb stuff
It’s time I stand up
Say what you did was fucked up
I know it’s hard to say
Enough is enough
Enough is enough

I built these walls
So tall and so bold
When I was lost
They kept out the cold
When I felt trapped
And I was all I had
When I was done wrong
I grew so strong

So many things I’d say
If you were in front of me
So many things I’d say
But I can’t stand
Nothing ever mattered to me
The way you did

‘Cause when the going gets tough
And all the love is done
I’m sick of all the crying over this dumb stuff
It’s time I stand up
Say what you did was fucked up
I know it’s hard to say
Enough is enough

‘Cause when the going gets tough
And all the love is done
I’m sick of all the crying over this dumb stuff
It’s time I stand up
Say what you did was fucked up
I know it’s hard to say
Enough is enough

This is why, this is why
I never let people in
All broken hearted
Broken hearted
And so frozen
If I ever fall in love again
No one fall for the things you say
If I ever fall in love again
I swear I’ll do things different

‘Cause when the going gets tough
And all the love is done
I’m sick of all the crying over this dumb stuff
It’s time I stand up
Say what you did was fucked up
I know it’s hard to say
Enough is enough
Enough is enough

‘Cause when the going gets tough
And all the love is done
I’m sick of all the crying over this dumb stuff
It’s time I stand up
Say what you did was fucked up
I know it’s hard to say
Enough is enough
Enough is enough

Chris Crocker other songs:

Best Of Both Worlds lyrics - Chris Crocker

[Intro speaking part]

It’s Chris Crocker ...

(It’s so hard to play guitar with these press-on nails!)’

What is gonna happen when my legs are uncrossed?
Just like New York City, oh, the ball’s gonna drop ...
All these men keep staring, but I’m just a big fraud ...
(I am missing misleading and I will never get caught)

DO ya want THIS? (want it, want it)
DO ya want CHRIS? (want it, want it)

Now I’m gettin’ rowdy as my knees hit the ground
He never knew what hit him when the lights were kept down ...

I’m flirtin’ with his world
He thinks I’m his girl,
but there’s more than meets the eye
Football and shiny pearls..
It’s the best of both worlds
And it’s all between my thighs..

Let’s go to a church and then I’ll show them my split ...
(I will pray to God that they don’t see this big clit)
Twirlin’ my blonde hair
Girls like me are everywhere ...
(Damsels in distress with some more flesh and more flare)

DO ya want THIS? (want it, want it)
Do you want CHRIS? (want it, want it)

Now I’m gettin’ pouty as my knees hit the ground
He never knew what BIT him ...
Turn that frown upside down ...

I’m just another.. hopeless romantic
Using my ploys to get the boys
What’s the difference if you find me attractive?

Ask yourself what you want ...

I’m flirtin’ with his world
He thinks I’m his girl,
but there’s more than meets the eye
Football and shiny pearls ...
It’s the best of both worlds-

And it’s all between my thighs ...

Fell For The Enemy lyrics - Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker

Once you look away
You can never come back

It started as a game
The bet was on my hear
But when I looked away
You caught me off guard

The tricks were hard to catch
But now I see right through
No more hurting me
No more loving

You just wasted all my time
Empty promises and lies
No my fantasy has died

I never asked
For these broken pieces
You left me with

You took advantage
Did so much damage
Right when you hit

You knew just what to target in me
When you shot I dropped to my knees
How could this be?
I feel for the enemy

A fantastic debut
Taking part in your masquerade
I starred as the fool
And while the music played
I gave my heart to you
Boy, how was I confused
I was only being used

I never asked
For these broken pieces
You left me with

You took advantage
Did so much damage
Right when you hit

You knew just what to target in me
When you shot I dropped to my knees
How could this be?
I feel for the enemy

I ate the apple off your tree
I can feel the poison
Running through me
I keep getting stronger

Boy you wish that I was weak
But you're never gonna break me
'Cause I know that you're the enemy

I never asked
For these broken pieces
You left me with

You took advantage
Did so much damage
Right when you hit

You knew just what to target in me
When you shot I dropped to my knees
How could this be?
That I feel for the enemy

Locked Up Lovers lyrics - Chris Crocker

Hey love, you know you got me locked up
And in more ways than one
Cause I'm in jail every time I exhale
The way you hold that gun

Hearts hearts beating fast I can't move and I can't pass
Your little criminal mind
Hearts hearts beating fast got me trapped inside the past
Feels like I'm paralyzed no

I gave away the one real key to my heart
But you lied and tore me apart
I'm changing all the locks I swear tonight
You can keep the keys for your other
Locked up lovers
Locked up lovers

You're like a cop locking up the whole time
The way you mess around
You've got the keys
But you can not control me
I'm finding my way out

Hearts hearts beating fast I can't move and I can't pass
Your little criminal mind
Hearts hearts beating fast got me trapped inside the past
Feels like I'm paralyzed no

I gave away the one real key to my heart
But you lied and tore me apart
I'm changing all the locks I swear tonight
You can keep the keys for your other
Locked up lovers
Locked up lovers
Locked up lovers

Hearts hearts beating fast I can't move and I can't pass
Your little criminal mind
Hearts hearts beating fast got me trapped inside the past
Feels like I'm paralyzed no

I gave away the one real key to my heart
But you lied and tore me apart
I'm changing all the locks I swear tonight
You can keep the keys for your other
Locked up lovers
Locked up lovers
Locked up lovers

Love You Better lyrics - Chris Crocker

I know I maybe not what you want
But, I could give you what you need
And, that's why I wrote you this song
So here it goes.

Where do I go from here
These feelings that I fear
Should I just make it clear
Can I even hide it
I know I'm really not his type
But I can't win him if I never try
My mind is saying no but my heart's already decided

Does he just see my face
When will there be a day
When he will look my way
With no compromises
I always gotta be myself 'cause
Even if I got no one else
Can you see me
Can you hear me
Look past my disguises

No one could ever love you better
Let me show you what I can see
No one could ever know you better
Let me show you what's underneath

When you think about the future
Gonna be with some loser
All they have is some pretty and shiny teeth

No one could ever love you better, than me

The way you laugh out loud
As fake as it may sound
You were lost and now you're found
Don't your roll your eyes back
Even if I'm not what you wanted
Gotta admit there's something 'bout it
Can you see me
Can you hear me
Look past my disguises

No one could ever love you better
Let me show you what I can see
No one will ever know you better
Let me show you what's underneath

When you think about the future
Gonna be with some loser
All they have is some pretty and shiny teeth

No one could ever love you better, than me

Can't you see
Now my make-up is disappearing
I'm yours until you leave
Just take me as I am
Or set me free

No one could ever love you better
(No one)
Let me show you what I can see
No one will ever know you better
(No one, yeah)
Let me show you what's underneath

When you think about the future
Gunna be with some looser
All they have is some pretty and shiny teeth

No one could ever love you better, than me

Lucky Tonight lyrics - Chris Crocker

It’s Chris Crocker.
Have you ever thought about all the things you would do with your friends
If you could get away with anything?
And not get in trouble?
No cops, just you and your friends.

The summer rays are upon us now.
Me and my friends 'bout to paint this town.
Shed the skin, lets get out of here.
Cause who cares what they say

Put your hands up, feel the sun and the rush
No consequences, this is love maybe lust
We are young, but we’re not dumb
Lets let this moment take us

We’re gettin’ lucky tonight
Everybody’s chillin’ and we’re feeling alive
Skinny dipping bitches havin’ times of our lives
We’ll be takin’ pictures just to capture the night
Woah Oh
And then we’ll see the sunrise
I’ll fall asleep in his arms
We’re gettin’ lucky tonight
Everybody’s chillin’ and we’re feeling alive
Yeah, We’re gettin’ lucky tonight
Yeah

We’re tryin’ hard not to make a sound
Neighbor sleepin’ as we’re counting down
Friends with benifits and no fears
Let’s kiss this night away

Put your hands up, feel the sun and the rush
No consequences, this is love maybe lust
We are young, but we’re not dumb
Lets let this moment take us

We’re gettin’ lucky tonight
Everybody’s chillin’ and we’re feeling alive
Skinny dipping bitches havin’ the times of our lives
We’ll be takin’ pictures just to capture the night
Woah Oh
And then we’ll see the sunrise
I’ll fall asleep in his arms
We’re gettin’ lucky tonight
Everybody’s chillin’ and we’re feeling alive
Yeah,
We’re gettin’ lucky tonight

We’re only young once in life
Let’s get a little crazy
Lets lose our minds
I said, we’re only young once in life
Let’s get a little crazy
Lets roll the dice
Roll the dice

We’re gettin’ lucky tonight
Everybody’s chillin’ and we’re feeling alive
Skinny dipping bitches havin’ the times of our lives
We’ll be takin’ pictures just to capture the night
Woah Oh
And then we’ll see the sunrise
I’ll fall asleep in his arms
We’re gettin’ lucky tonight
Everybody’s chillin’ and we’re feeling alive
Yeah
We’re gettin’ lucky tonight

Yeah
Roll out the dice
Get out your money
And bring the vodka
Cause we’re having a party bitch

Who needs to look at the stars when we are stars.
Yeah
We’re gettin’ lucky tonight
No cops, no consequences,
Just you and your friends

Don’t we just all love a stupid summer song.
I know I do. Ha ha.

Mind In The Gutter lyrics - Chris Crocker

It's Chris Crocker
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Theres just something inside of me
That I can't hold back any longer
Maybe the rumors are true
Maybe I am crazy

I've got you thinking all them bad things
I've got you reaching for them body parts
I'm about to make you do the walk of shame
You never thought that you would fuck a star

Time is ticking
Hearts are skipping
Ready to blow

Feel like my logic's missing
Head is spinning
Out of control

You've got my body twitching
Thirst is quenching
Ready to go

Crocker's off his rocker, baby, this is my show

You've got my mind in the gutter
When we're touching on each other
Rolling round under covers
Blowing kisses like we're lovers

I like the way that you taste
When you're all up in my face
Bodies touching, minds corrupted
'Cause my mind is in the gutter

Chris Crocker's on the loose
Are you scared yet?

I hear the freaks come out at midnight
I've got you working up an appetite
Now are you sure that you should take a bite
'Cause once you do, then you are mine

Tired of waiting
Blood is racing
Out on patrol
I feel like chasing you to date me
Is a race of its own
You are my property now baby
So come fetch your bone

I'mma Crock ya Sock ya Rock ya, baby
I'm in control

You've got my mind in the gutter
When we're touching on each other
Rolling round under covers
Blowing kisses like we're lovers

I like the way that you taste
When you're all up in my face
Bodies touching, minds corrupted
'Cause my mind is in the gutter

You've got my mind in the gutter, baby
You've got me so damn twisted lately
I've lost my life to another, baby
I lost my mind.. Mind in the gutter

Second To None lyrics - Chris Crocker

I'm second to none (none, none)

He looks hot, but does he make your heart stop
When you're getting busy in his piece of shit car?
And yeah, he's hot but can he reach your G-spot?
Little baby, did I leave a big scar?

Threw me way to far away
I ain't no stupid boomerang
I ain't no bitch for you to fuck
Well now you're all shit out of luck

[Chorus:]
'Cause he don't kiss the way I kiss
And he don't rock the way I rock
He sure don't fuck the way I fuck
'Cause you know I'm the one, number one
I'm second to none
He don't kiss the way I kiss (He don't got my lips)
And he don't rock the way I rock (He don't got my cock)
He sure don't fuck the way I fuck (Now you're out of luck)
'Cause you know I'm the one, number one
I'm second to none

I see you out riding with your new rebound
Kissing him while I'm laughing out now
Can't make me jealous I can read right through your clear eyes
Dying to tell me I'm like the other guys

Threw me way to far away
I ain't no stupid boomerang
I ain't no bitch for you to fuck
Well now you're all shit out of luck

[Chorus:]
'Cause he don't kiss the way I kiss
And he don't rock the way I rock
He sure don't fuck the way I fuck
'Cause you know I'm the one, number one
I'm second to none
He don't kiss the way I kiss (He don't got my lips)
And he don't rock the way I rock (He don't got my cock)
He sure don't fuck the way I fuck (Now you're out of luck)
'Cause you know I'm the one, number one
I'm second to none

[Bridge:]
Ain't no backseat bitch
Ain't no last resort, I'm the first wish
When you cum you shout out, "Chris"
When you kiss him you kiss away this
How you gon' tell me that you love me
When you're out fucking hoochies
I ain't no fucking dummy
Hope when you're done it's worth the hurting

[Spoken:]
See, if you're gonna try replace me
Can they at least not look like troll doll muthafucka? Ha ha
How you gonna replace first place with last place, bitch please?
I'm a top notch bitch, you know it's true

[Chorus:]
'Cause he don't kiss the way I kiss
And he don't rock the way I rock
He sure don't fuck the way I fuck
'Cause you know I'm the one, number one
I'm second to none
He don't kiss the way I kiss (He don't got my lips)
And he don't rock the way I rock (He don't got my cock)
He sure don't fuck the way I fuck (Now you're out of luck)
'Cause you know I'm the one, number one
I'm second to none

Hold on to that pillow bitch (I'm second to none, I'm second to none)
When you go to sleep at night, you know you'll think about me
('Cause you know I'm the one, I'm the one, I'm second to none)

Tug Of War lyrics - Chris Crocker

We've been through the B.S.
Taking the bad hits
People and backstabbing
Our love pushed right past this, we already had it
But we let them come between us

'Cause when we separated knew nothing could replace it
Nothing was the same

Until our love won the tug of war
Cause when you find the one, you need nothing more
Yeah our love won the tug of war
'Cause when push comes to shove, love can't be undone
Our love won, the tug of war
The tug of war

We've picked up the pieces,
Went through the seasons
Not going back again
Outlasted the sadness
Now we're just glad and
Never let them come between us

'Cause when we separated knew nothing could replace it
Nothing was the same

Until our love won the tug of war
'Cause when you find the one, you need nothing more
Yeah our love won the tug of war
'Cause when push comes to shove, love can't be undone
Until our love won the tug of war,
'Cause when you find the one, you need nothing more
Yeah our love won the tug of war
'Cause when push comes to shove, love can't be undone
Our love won, the tug of war

Cause we were dumb enough, to let them come between us
Opened up our eyes knew nothing could defeat us
Knew all along we'd make it through the storm
'Cause we're the only thing that kept us warm

And I know now I'll never doubt my heart
I know now I'll never doubt my heart, doubt my heart
I'll never doubt my heart

Until our love won the tug of war
'Cause when you find the one, you need nothing more
Yeah our love won the tug of war
'Cause when push comes to shove, love can't be undone
Until our love won the tug of war,
'Cause when you find the one, you need nothing more
Yeah our love won the tug of war
'Cause when push comes to shove, love can't be undone
Our love won, the tug of war